Drunkest girl at the party

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.

That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

by hammatime13 August 17, 2010

drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

by gooddave May 16, 2010

The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master

This is the top man in Mother Russia who can out drink every other man in the country. He knows the proper way to drink Vodka...with an onion. You will NOT beat him in Russian Roulette so DON'T TRY. He is the leader of the RCU - (Russian Comrades United) This organization is constantly being argued over its popularity and influence in the world at large. Some top experts argue whether it even exists. However it is not wise to question the power of the force of the clan of united RCU battalions of death.

"The Great Wise Crazily Drunken Russian Vodka Master" is no bozo-mc-spaz-a-tron. However, he is sometimes the unofficial spokesperson for ADOBE.

by Cheeseball Alcatraz September 9, 2021

dick dunker

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.

Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.

by wonton! November 26, 2007

Drunkenstein

State of alcohol intoxication where a person has been completely obliterated with an amount of alcohol that is extremely above his/her tolerance level. Exceedingly bad decision-making skills are prevalent, periods of functioning black-outs ensue, appearance includes but not limited to: pasty skin tone (due to severe dehydration), glazed over half-opened eyes, a swaying gait, standing is difficult and falling is pretty much guaranteed, disheveled hair (rats nest for females)… unfortunately this person thinks & acts like their overall appearance is way hotter than reality. Basically makes a complete ass out of him or herself… extreme moron activities are a given. A drunkenstein will bulldoze blindly over anything and everyone in their path without acknowledgment (basically like Frankenstein would). Attitude & activities of a drunkenstein will often push people around them to the point where they want to kick the drunkenstein's ass.

Examples of activities while in this state: drinking and dialing / texting your friends or flavor(s) and leaving overly loving or rude and nasty, slurred, unintelligible messages ("I love you more than you know" or "hey cock-sucking whore"). A drunkenstein, will fight with friends or strangers… pushing buttons to start a fight (for no explainable reason?). Tackle and wreste people down or destroy others personal property. Smack people in the genitals and think it's funny. Expose nipples, cooch or cock to anyone - thinking they actually want to and should see it. Tongue kiss with same-sex friend (and are not gay/lesbian). Dance with him/herself in a mirror and think they're dancing with an actual partner. Take off on a drunk-run, not sure where to, but just run for miles (Forest Gump?). Pee their pants (in public). OR pee on partner and say they're marking their territory. Pee on furniture thinking it’s the toilet and then actually try to find the flusher. A drunkenstein would crawl in to bed with friends' significant other or mom/dad and spoon/snuggle them. Dine & dash (unknowingly?) or run from taxicabs after not paying. Face-plant falls - stitches required… any type of fall (gait issues). Beer goggle with EXTREMELY regrettable hook ups.

by P. Stephens September 23, 2008

Social Drinker

A person who only drinks alcohol in social settings where there are already other people drinking.

A: I'm surprised that Jane isn't drinking at this party. When I saw her at that party last week I thought she was a raging alcoholic.

B: Nah, brah. This is a kid's party, and she's only a social drinker.

by Mr. Arctic September 19, 2009