Florida Dreads

Super Thin Dreads made popular by African Americans in the South, especially Florida.

Connor S- Yo, a kid in my high school team has Miami Dreads. You should grow some to.

Edgard R- Wtf, are "Florida Dreads"?

Connor S- It the thin dreads most people have in Florida, they look fresh as fuck.

by Eddy Bridgewatah May 2, 2014

Booty Dreads

A phenomenon that happens to especially hairy gentlemen, when they wipe after taking a poo, toilet paper gets caught in the booty hair, thus creating booty dreads.

Man (to himself): I am going to have some nasty booty dreads from that last poop.

by EyeSpy28 May 1, 2009

Nut Dreads

Dreads that have formed on the scrotum.

Damn,...chew sea doze Nut Dreads on dat nigger?

by PROCON666 August 20, 2009

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

blond dreads

blond stupid looking dreadlocks.

look at that stupid white boy with blond dreads.

by traveling bob August 15, 2006

funky dreads

Short, styled dreadlocks.

Ooh look at that policeman with funky dreads!

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story

Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.

by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017