douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.

Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...

by cuntcommando December 29, 2010

douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

by punster October 25, 2010

douchebagnese

Speaking in the language of a douchebag!

When a man tells you that he would love to have you sleep over tonight, but please make yourself scarce when his DATE comes over in the morning. "We wouldn't want her uncomfortable, now would we?"

Man, Nick has been talking douchebagnese all week!

by Angel kisses July 23, 2009

Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

by L'Awesome November 16, 2010

douchebaguette

1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

by Human Ecologist March 7, 2007

Douchebagism

The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.

you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!

by bigguy1989 May 8, 2009

douchebaguette

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

by Coach Cabbage June 22, 2009