Donge

English slang for someone of a less then savoury nature, or someone whom you dislike.
E.g a wanker, dickhead, cunt

Can also be coupled with a large range of seemingly unrelated words,
e.g, donge cake, donge fish, donge boat etc etc
Why do you even talk to Patrick? Hes such a donge.

I cant believe you gave head to Michael!! Hes the biggest donge face you fucking donge skag hoe!
by Smchiael November 19, 2010
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Dong dong

It’s when someone spreads your cheeks so far that you can’t hold poop anymore
by Niggaimseriousaboutmydong September 24, 2019
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dongs

A word one must say when the word "wangs" is uttered.
<dcomposed> Wangs.
<dragonxero> Dongs.
by dragonxero February 25, 2005
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Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.
"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"
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Donged

Verb, the definition of getting scammed by someone, especially in the game of poker where an individual steals chips and pockets chip, only to redeem them the next time poker is played. Happens especially to a couple of individuals.
Wu: Hey, can you help me count my chips

Donger: Let me Count your chips for you
*proceeds to steal 5 dollars and try to redeem it later*

Kevin: Hey you’re missing $5 chip

Donger: what do you mean?

Kevin: Haha you just got DoNgEd by the Donger.
by K. Martin June 02, 2021
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dong

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.
Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.
by sirducksmysterys February 02, 2021
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Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly
That boy, Alex is such a Dong
by clever_one:) January 13, 2015
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