Dyslexic Chauffeur

When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.

Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."

Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"

Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"

by JackCarver December 24, 2010

verbally dyslexic

vur-buh lee dis-lek-sik
1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"

-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.

-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.

by dbqcj June 12, 2011

sexually dyslexic

def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.

Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"

Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"

by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008

dyslexican

A rare breed from the Mexicanus Dyslexctious family. A being of Mexican nationality that has a difficult time writing/ speaking english with slight similarities to dyslexcia.

Hector cannot tell his ass from his elbow, I think he's a dyslexican and needs Rosetta Stone.

by Beastn9 December 15, 2008

dyslexic anorexic

In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.

Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.

by wordplaysmith March 4, 2010

dyslexic cunt

A complete and utter retard that is usually un-coordinated. Usually used as an insult towards clumsy people.

Oh my god, how many times have you spilled your drink you dyslexic cunt

by SlihgtlyDyslexic August 21, 2016

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

by PaintItSparkles April 26, 2013