Dirty Diagonal

When you cut across an intersection diagonally rather than using the crosswalks

Okay guys this crosswalks quick so we're gonna need to do a dirty diagonal

by Dirty Dani3l October 15, 2023

Diagonalize

To diagonally cross a parking lot, while walking, to shorten the distance to the destination.

It started to rain, so we diagonalized to get there faster.

by L. BENTLEY November 27, 2023

diagonally

To suffer a painful death

Past tense: died agonally
Gerund: dying agonally

Stay 6 feet away from me! I don't want to diagonally!

by Ganderschplaf the Gray November 18, 2020

diagonal nosing

diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.

Can be a serious moment or just a laughable act.

"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"

"No, man, what did he do?"

"He shoved his nose into her bellybutton! He diagonal nosed her, bro!"

"Ah, dang, dude, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."

by Dapper Damp June 10, 2022

diagonal nosing

Diagonal nosing is the act of inserting your nose into a woman's belly button, whether sexual or non-sexual is irrelevant.

"Hey, bro, did you hear what Max did to Cait?"

"No, man, what happened?"

"He diagonal nosed her, dude."

"Oh, dang, bro, I didn't know she was into diagonal nosing."

by Dapper Damp June 10, 2022

Diagonal Music

Diagonal music is music that you hear and you just know it is diagonal music, but you can’t define it. Others also have a hard time defining it. Often heard on “alternative” radio stations, elevators, doctor’s offices, grocery stores, or other public areas. Unlike elevator music, diagonal music can be found in contexts other than elevators and nursing homes and can be mildly enjoyable.

Kid: Hey Mom! Play that diagonal music radio again!
Mother: What station has diagonal music?
Kid: The one with diagonal music!

by jarednotjerry August 6, 2021

diagonalizing

To diagonalize somebody means, for example in psychotherapy, to point out incoherence / inconsistency in somebody's beliefs, also can be used in an argument in a more confrontational manner. Speaking in terms of computer science and math, diagonalization is related to stuff like: Lawvere's theorem, oracles, proof by contradiction

Timi: u need to stop diagonalizing ppl so bad bro, nobody understands nothin man; and them hoes get "the ick" if u know what I'm sayin
Myself: aight my bad gang. I appreciate ur kind feedback but Timi, if nobody understands nothin as u say, how come ur able to say this to me? Maybe it really makes sense :D
Timi: here we go again :)

by Sonic_tachyonic December 6, 2024