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dortal

A mental state of mind of being able to live free and create their own reality after accepting Jesus Christ
Thank God for Jesus Christ I am going to dortal today.
by Christ Follower May 3, 2013
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Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009
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deralick

A total jackass. Someone who has no clue about whats going on in the real world.
This guy is acting like a real deralick. aka reese
by ncunningham1979 January 11, 2008
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dental implant

A torture device involving 4 screws and a rock. The man is screwed to the rock with the screws, and then bit repeatedly.
King John VII was overthrown and killed via a dental implant.
by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022
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dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.
I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.
by Sombrerio August 16, 2011
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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Mexican dental floss

A small portion torn from the foil wrapper from one's burrito, used to clean between the teeth.
Man, that carne asada sure got stuck between my teeth. Good thing I have some Mexican dental floss!
by jac3 May 17, 2008
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