by tom dingleberry March 29, 2010
Scientific:
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.
Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.
Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.
Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.
by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010
A single mom who's smokin' hot. She has a lot of kids and baby daddy's because she doesn't use the morning after pill.
Muhammad: Man, fanny is the shit... I get to bang and she doesn't make me use a condom.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.
by PartyMonkey2000 May 12, 2022
by Barfthecaveman May 03, 2011
Person 1:I’m getting my boyfriend a sweater but just so I can wear it
Person 2:So it’s security deposit
Person 2:So it’s security deposit
by Teghh November 27, 2019
hey shteve i just put it in her nasty deposit it was nice and wet..
Shteve: damnn was it that sloppy i gotta get me some nasty puh
Shteve: damnn was it that sloppy i gotta get me some nasty puh
by dingusdong445 March 07, 2022
Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.
Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe
by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019