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dependa ho

Military wife who stays at home Ith no job and complains that her husband is away on deployment and says she misses him, but bangs every Jody she can find
Mary: "wow, I wish my husband was home. I miss him so much"

Jody: "sucking my dick will make you feel better"

Mary:"you're right!!"
Husband in Iraq: "I think shes banging Jody, I honestly do"

Husbands friend: I hate to say it but she's a dependa ho"
by millerk4 December 18, 2014
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Johnny Deeper

Johnny Deeper is a fictional young boy who appears in a number of sexually explicit anecdotes referred to as "Johnny Deeper Jokes". These stories are passed around elementary school age males, and may to many represent first exposure to sexually themed humor.

Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Little Johnny Deeper's mother comes home and catches him on his girlfriend and yells, "Johnny Deeper" and Johnny replies "Gee Mom, I'm in as deep as I can go".
by Darker August 11, 2010
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Deeeep.io

Deeeep.io is an .io game created by a developer named Federico Mouse. You start out as a fish, a weak ass thing without fins to eventually become an apex. With multiple apexes in the game, there's lots of opportunities to play and try out new things, as well as many creatures to get to tier ten, or apex. There are also currently 5 gamemodes, FFA, Original, Pearl Defense, Toxic Algae, and 1v1 matches to play. Unfortunately, previously-said developer is not very active, and many people who try to reach out to him have gotten no reply. Either he's 6 feet under, quit the game, or is super sneaky to hopefully get in a Christmas update.
I reached Stonefish in Deeeep.io and then I got my ass teamed by a bunch of fucking teamers. Fuck them.
by Radical Tourist April 22, 2018
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Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009
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Depeche Mode Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant, horny Depeche Mode fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.
When Frank offended the Depeche Mode mafia, he went to sleep that night..and never woke up the next day.
by moded101 March 1, 2010
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Up-Deeper

Building or digging upwards in order to increase an objects depth.
Guys I think we have to build this thing Up-Deeper in order to increase it's depth (Minecraft).
by Verseppe June 13, 2019
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Dedeepya

The most awesome person on the planet!! She could beat you at anything!!! Synonyms: Deedee le Epic, Deedee, Deedles, Double D
Dedeepya is better than you.
by bla99 June 28, 2014
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