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Dempsey

A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
by tightmoanzz October 16, 2008
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demption

the act of delivering from sin or saving from evil
It's not so easy demption for sin
by PealRay February 7, 2010
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Dempski

to smash, break, wipe out, beat, hurt, etc.

Used mostly by surfers
Surfer 1: I was gettin shacked on that 20-foot monster, and that kook cut me off and made me break my board.

Surfer 2: Dude what'd you do to him?

Surfer 1: I dempskied the kooks board over his motha fuckin' head.
by Rich June 23, 2006
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Dempsey.

- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.

- Is a dick. Enough said.
Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.

Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
by BHSSucks2311 September 5, 2010
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dempsie

Dempsie, she's such a badass
by Gamer_gurll April 25, 2017
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deptsaken

"oh ur that deptsaken guy."
by johndonfonwonlon July 24, 2019
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Dempsey

Bad, horrible even. This is a term you use on someone when they do something so outright stupid that you cannot use words to describe what they’ve done
1: “So, what did you do again?”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”

1: “What’s that in your hand?”

2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
by Ya Boy Skeezy October 5, 2020
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