I'll be damned

A way to express shock.

The veteran Confederates watch as the new VMI cadets hold their formation in the midst of murderous Yankee canon fire
Veteran 1: I'll be damned.
Veteran 2: If I didn't see it with my own eyes...

by DarthKieduss June 5, 2017

Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day.

Quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined on his blog October 12th 2008.

Meaning:

It is better to be sane and live a good life than join the insanity and wasted lives of a perverted and socially self destructive majority.

As I take it, I would rather be part of a sane minority than a damned majority any day. - Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants May 2, 2011

hairstyles of the damned

Hairstyles of the Damned has no plot, no beging, and no end. It is also one of the greatest books ever written and has one of the greatest morals that can ever be taught to any teenager.

Hairstyles of the damned made the most confusing thing make perfect logical sense, highschool.

by the future owner of starbucks October 28, 2006

God-damned

Someone (or something) that has been rebuked by God as being unholy and beyond salvation.

Also spelled "goddamned" by the ignorant.

All y'all God-damned motherfuckers are gunna' die!

by nihil8r March 16, 2004

queen of the damned

The. Best. Movie. Ever.

Loved it. Loved the books. Queen of the Damned is awesome.

by x.alw.x October 10, 2005

Hairstyles of the Damned

Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...

person 1: "Hairstyles of the Damned is the best book everrrrr."
person 2: XD "It was mad funny."

by Megan Fx September 12, 2009