DAF 

Noun

DAF stands for Dumb Ass Fuck. Derived from D-VIZ.

You are a fucking DAF.

You are acting like a serious DAF.

DAF by Riley Pay January 13, 2009

DAF 

dope as fuck. it could be a person or a thing.

"Ralph is DAF, he owns the dance floor."
"That shirt is DAF."

DAF by chococrospies April 15, 2008

daf 

Double anal fisting. Two have someone put two fists up your ass.

"Man, this movie is boring, wanna go daf instead?"

"I sure do love to daf."

"Ow"

daf by Yes Please January 18, 2006

daf 

Down as fuck.

Ready to put work in.

Hey. You guys down? I'm daf.

daf by Josephobia. November 13, 2007

DAF 

A DAF is where you hit someone who is acting Dumb As Fuck. DAFing can happen at anytime or any moment of the day. DAFs mostly go to one who do not think when they speak or if they are just full blown dumb as fuck

retard dumbass dumb as fuck DAF

DAF by Ty2424 February 1, 2010

DAF 

Drunk as Fiona. When you drink to the point of throwing up then after feel like Barack Obama.

Dude, I got DAF last night and threw up all over myself

DAF by Adolf Sprinkenshein December 14, 2010

DAF 

Stands for "Drunk as F*ck" Great for abbreviating a time where you plan on getting hammered or plastered

Hey CJ, Wanna get DAF tonight?" "For sure, I'm going be on another level"

DAF by Shotcaller21 July 7, 2011