G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D

Get your ass up and do the motherfucking dishes

boy you better G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D before I beat your ass

by yofunnyblackfriend December 12, 2022

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020

S.I.T.F.D.

Shut it the fuck down

A Code name for when we get tired of doing our job and we need a break we use the term S.I.T.F.D.

by Ticman October 12, 2011

A.T.D.F.

The Anti Thottie Defense Force (ATDF) is the only known militarized force combatting the root beer stealing thotties. The ATDF is known for being the most advanced and powerful military to have worked around the globe.

Thotties: The A.T.D.F. is here, get all the root beer you can and run!

by LtCol. Root Beer May 16, 2018

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

Verb.

F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

f.t.d.s.

Acronym - Fuck The Dumb Shit

Let's stop doing this the hard way.

Fisherman 1: They're just not bitin' today.
Fisherman 2: F.T.D.S., get the grenade.

by Shrubber September 8, 2008