"playing C.O.D. and scratching my balls for the next 6 hours, which makes me totally cool, and YOU SUCK!!!111`! kthxbye"
by chicken choker May 29, 2005
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Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Any person or thing that keeps you or someone else from playing countless hours of Call of Duty online.
Example:
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
T: Dude, you said you were going to get online and play some Call of Duty with me! These insurgents are going to kill themselves. What's the deal?
K: Sorry dude, I was, really. It's just my girl-friend, she's all "you need to spend some time with me." and crap. I just can't do it right now.
T: What?! She's being like that? Dude she's a total C.O.D. blocker!
by Almost Dangerous February 8, 2010
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Anti-Climax Orgasm Denial
As the name suggests, this action can be most effectively performed as follows.
In the duration of hammering a hoe from the behind, a few moments before the bitch has her orgasm, you pull your wang clean out, zip up your pants and without a word, just casually walk out of the room or cubicle.
As the name suggests, this action can be most effectively performed as follows.
In the duration of hammering a hoe from the behind, a few moments before the bitch has her orgasm, you pull your wang clean out, zip up your pants and without a word, just casually walk out of the room or cubicle.
Hoe: Last night was the worst night ever!!
Hoe2: Why? What happened?
Hoe: This guy was giving me a good time and just before i came, hejust pulled out and left!!
Hoe2: Omg, rofl you fell victim to an a.c.o.d. attack lmao!!
Hoe2: Why? What happened?
Hoe: This guy was giving me a good time and just before i came, hejust pulled out and left!!
Hoe2: Omg, rofl you fell victim to an a.c.o.d. attack lmao!!
by sharnam August 17, 2006
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can also be the actual man himself
can also be the actual man himself
by asldjasiojansfoiejfoiansdfWC April 24, 2011
Get the C.O.D. mug.Circle of Death - A group of undatable girls (single girls) that hang out together all the time. When they make a new female friend with a boyfriend, he breaks up with her and she now joins the circle and becomes undatable.
Johnny was going to ask Kathyrn to marry him until she started hangin with the C.O.D. then he broke up with her and she hasn't had a boyfriend in 4 years.
by Molly Connelly September 26, 2007
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by cyn-a-mo October 9, 2008
Get the r.o.d.c. mug.A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
by Far Far Away August 29, 2010
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