a kid whos retarded and tall and a bag of bones he use to wear glasses but now wears contacts to look cooler
by jacob reeves September 26, 2019
Get the d.c.mug. When a man and girl sit on a bus and give each other handjobs at the same time and say that they are "holding hands"
by whosmans23 April 18, 2018
Get the D.C. Bus Tripmug. The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
Get the D.C. Mobile Homemug.