You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

Dad You’d Like to Fuck

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.

Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.

by theBlackSheep June 15, 2023

i'd immobilize you

fuck the shit out of you so you can't walk

i'd immobilize you when i come over

by gooooooey December 18, 2016

And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

When you want to fuck a girl badly, and you let her know she'd look good naked.

M: Hey, want to go to the beach tomorrow?
F: Sure. I can't wait.
M: That's awesome. And might I add, you'd look good in pinstripes.

by DarkClent31 June 6, 2018

YoU'd StIlL f*cK

Yeah, yeah I know what I'd fuckin do...

Bitch "YoU'd StIlL f*cK!"

Hym "It's a compulsion so how about you fuckin relax, yeah?"

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

I Love You D.

My dearest love,
In the realm of starlit dreams, your presence shines with celestial grace. Your eyes, like ethereal gems, reflect a universe of love. With every touch, my heart dances to the symphony of our souls. Forever entwined, our love paints an aesthetic masterpiece upon the canvas of eternity.
Yours forever, I love you endlessly

“I Love You D.”

A love that began on August 18th, at 2:16 PM.
And it shall never be broken.

a person or thing that one loves.
"she was the love of his life"

by Tessthefrogster November 3, 2024