benign cysters

A set of sisters who are not life threatening, yet no one wants one, or even to look at one. They are annoying as shit. And they are gross. …so gross.

My ex wife and her sister are like a cancer that doesn’t kill you. But they won’t leave you alone for the rest of your life. And the are gross. … they are so, … very gross.

The are the most perfect benign cysters.

by tr¡d January 7, 2023

Hot Dog Cystitis

A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...

Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??

by DaynaS March 28, 2008

cyst

similar to a zit but bigger. Kind of like a tumor but is (in most cases) non-fatal.

I have a cyst in my wrist from when i hurt it but it'll be gone in a few weeks.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

Cyssorside

(also referred to as "Cyssored") When one's Empire is doing well and a large part of the Empire's forces go fight on Cyssor. Due to Cyssor's size and the time it takes to conquer it, all other advances throughout the Auraxis system are either lost or ceased.

I'm going to go play on Cyssorside, wanna come?

by C Doumanis December 27, 2008

cyst bag

1. Fun name to call someone. Another way of saying sis bag.

2. A bag full of cyst's.

1. Shut up Johnny, you are just a little cyst bag.

2. Cut your cyst off and throw it in this disgusting bag full of cyst's.

by the two-can sam December 12, 2005

cystinosis

a disease that will make you stronger.

She's a strong warrior. It's in her DNA. She has cystinosis.

by warrior2012 January 17, 2012

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010