CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017

cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.

All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.

by bunny September 15, 2004

Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now

Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.

by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

Cooter Closedown

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

by puddination December 21, 2009

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

Coyote

A person who smuggles immigrants into America and they come from any given country for a small fee to cross into the United States. They make very good money doing it. (Average per person $1200)

Juan 1: Did you make it across with a coyote?
Juan 2: No acrossed on my own this time.

by Vicente Fox October 1, 2003