clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 7, 2016

Clerine

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*

by superteemo August 31, 2019

Clern

Slang form of the word clown; synonymous with clown. Often used by a collective of haunt actors who favor Shattered FX masks and adopt language mispronunciations while in character, which includes substituting the ‘err’ sound where ‘ahh’ or ‘oh’ would otherwise appear. Example: “err merr gerd” as opposed to “oh my god.”

We went to the circus and visited the clern tent. Err merr gerd the clerns were funny.

by Phineas Cage November 28, 2019

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refer to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021

corporate celery

A useless employee; someone who uses up more company resources than they return by way of contribution to the company

Wayne is such a lazy fuckwit, he never brings in any sales, he is just corporate celery!

by Secretmoose February 20, 2014

Clerkdom

The Kingdom where low level employees, who want to get even with society making your life as miserable as possible, reign. Vicious social group made of clerks who do menial tasks in an office, or at a sales counter or service desk at a store or hotel.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.

Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?

Welcome to Clerkdom!

by rperazag May 16, 2010

celeron

A processor manufactured by Intel that is actually made from celery, hence the name.

Guy1: Why is you Celeron processor so slow?
Guy2: It's made out of celery, give it a break

by Scorch100 July 21, 2007