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cyberpunk'd

a) To live your life normally, with average friends, family, and pets along with a nagging suspicion that something is off only to learn that everything is a computer simulation run by insane robots, the US government, or Communist Spacemen.

b) To be fooled into believing such bull as stated above
1. While Thomas Anderson thought that he was merely missing a significant other, the arrival of a leather-clad, ass-kicking ninja babe named Trinity made him realize that he had, in fact, been cyberpunk'd by the machines.

2. Greg Neilson was cyberpunk'd as he realized that it was merely the LSD that made him think he could fly and that in fact, the concrete was approaching him with astronomical speed.
by The OmniPresent "X" May 26, 2008
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cyberdrunk

the act of having a round table drunk a normal conversation, but not in the same physical location, usu. happens thru IM or IRC services. All parties
interconnected for the entire experience
fairly self explanatory, people getting hammered online
by Mavis August 28, 2004
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Cyberpunk 2077

someone: hey have you seen the new cyberpunk 2077?
me: hell yeah, been waiting 7 years to get a customizable penis size, and penis 2
by trumpation December 14, 2020
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Cyberpunk 2077

A game people thought would be released in 2077,but it got released in the worst year known to Karen’s,Boomers,millennials,and gen z kids and just like the rest of the year along with the people who lived that year...was absolutely awful it was like opening a 30yo cum sock
Gen Z:I got Cyberpunk 2077!!!
Millennial:Just kill yourself dude it wasn’t worth the money
Boomer:Go fight a war and yell at your wife that game is like the Vietnam war terrible and we shouldn’t even bother with it
Karen:That Video game will make you violent where’s your mom?I’m gonna Snapstatweet this the people these days are just anim- HEY DONT TOUCH MY SACRED CRYSTALS!!!!
by CagedLemons23 December 23, 2020
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cyberpants

One's online pants. Can be "gotten into" by a cybersexer.
Larissa: So, I was chatting with this guy last night, and he turned out to be a TOTAL loser.
Kenzie: what did he do??
Larissa: He tried to get into my cyberpants!
Kenzie: OMG, cybersexers are sooo lame. I mean, seriously, get a girlfriend!
by Dom of Vell November 17, 2011
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Cyberwank

When you have "cyber sex" with someone in one massive wall of text, including all foreplay, sexual contact, and climax, without any input from the other party, and usually without invitation.
Jane: This guy messaged me on OkC. Didn't say hi, just started describing how he wanted to fuck me.

Laura: He cyberwanked at you? Gross!
by offtheball June 20, 2014
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CyberPunked

When something, typically a game, keeps getting delayed and you start wondering if it will ever come out.
Friend 1: The game got delayed again.
Friend 2: Dude, you totally just got CyberPunked!
Friend 1: I should've realized the release date was too good to be true.
by zin90 November 10, 2020
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