Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

The Customer is King

A corporate cliche meaning that the direction of a business is ultimately determined by its customers. The business is compelled to sell products and services that customers want/need, at a price they are willing to pay, and provide an acceptable level of service, otherwise customers will look elsewhere and they will not make money.

It does not, as many people believe, mean that individual customers are always right, or that the business should be compelled to pander towards the whims of these individual customers. It is only the aggregate needs of all potential customers that need to be fulfilled.

If you don't think that sandwich is worth $6 then buy lunch elsewhere. The customer is king.

by PiemasterUK February 18, 2011

customers

see cunt

Internet customers are cunts.

by Bob Garbelozzi December 17, 2003

customer crush

your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)

alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?

mish: grande mocha??!!!

alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!

by mish5253 October 8, 2008

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 3, 2003