Unable to work home row on the keyboard due to years of administering two in the pink and one in the stink.
My secretary did not come to work today due to multiple self inflicted shockers which led to carplehomerow syndrome
by Jculligan May 21, 2018
Get the carplehomerow mug.Curploosh, a word to be used in comics in place of common fight sounds such as Pow, Wabam, Zap, Bang, Boom, etc. Can be used as a title or used to break the ice in a slow conversation
by Pandamonium101 October 23, 2018
Get the Curploosh mug.the unlawful act of getting denied a free burger resulting in the mass grope of 10 birds, and 6 people getting sniped with a singular cold chicken nugget. Then the artful act of dropping your kaks bending over at a 45 degree angle and proceeding to perform a 'hernbanian curler' onto the concrete below followed by a huge boot across the road.
by Dysooo February 7, 2021
Get the Hernbanian curler mug.The revengeful act of tricking your roomate into believing that you defecated on his chest. The act also requires a daily false statement for 4 months prior to the event notifying the victim that he will be defecated on. The hot curle requires that a few friends hold the victim down while warm oatmeal is applied to his chest. At the same time, someone must waft a container holding a piece of fecal matter (ex. wonton soup container) over the victim's nose to ensure he believes he has been deficated on.
The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.
The act first occured in March 2007 in Lexington, VA.
by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009
Get the Hot Curle mug.When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.
'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'
'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'
'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'
by Corah April 24, 2007
Get the Curdler mug.1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"
by street smeg May 6, 2005
Get the Sperm Curdler mug.A Curtle is created when a cat shags a turtle. There are not many cases, but one outspoken turtle came out of its shell claiming to have been raped by a cat - resulting in a curtle. Curtle's have the main body of the cat, turtle tail and head, with fury turtle legs. The shell is inside it around its heart, so this is one resistant little fucker - in short, you can drive over it, kick it or even have your retarded half-brother smash it against a tree - it will live on and hunt you down - slowly...
by Mr. Dierickx October 20, 2008
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