Curfly

A great word created by The M Word Podcast; Adjective; An attempt, but failure, at grace.

Conner and Kyle curfly verbed Ted.
Conner curfly recovered from his failed joke.

by themwordpod May 26, 2018

Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.

“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”

by LKilby April 15, 2022

curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

on curfew

To be punished by one's parents with the requirement to return home at a specified time, usually well earlier than your friends.

Let's beat these buffys down now, girl - I'm on curfew.

by Swift, is it? March 27, 2004

Curfewsion

Failing at remembering why you said you were going to leave at a certain time, which is usually realized then next day when you actually have to get up for said event.

I am so tired. I should have only stayed out until 9pm like originally planned instead of 10:30. I must have been in a state of curfewsion.

by kimberleyjo August 2, 2011

curfew guys

A word used to take the mess out of mummy's boys who have to be home at 7 having a curfew

curfew guys, its 7 o'clock !

by richard thimbleby March 14, 2009

curfraud

Curfraud is a nickname for warriors legend steph curry, the man who blew a 3-1 lead in the finals thanks to his horrible performance. Despite popular belief Durfrauds rings don’t count for Curfraud either because he wasn’t even the best fraud on his team. Curfraud is used to describe when Steph is having a signature stinker of a game or getting carried to a win by his all-time teammates

Did you see Curfraud today? They won even though he had 7 points!

by LeBetterThanCurfraud May 4, 2023