Tums Cupcake

A word a bunch of smut muffins came up with to insult someone really cool. Nobody is really sure of the exact definition, but it seems to be used to express some sort of sexual interest.

Smut muffin: "hey bro, you're a tums cupcake!"
Cool person: "oh... Ok" *continues eating lunch*

by Swankswagmuffin January 8, 2012

Flux capacity

Your Flux Capacity is your ability to take action in the present to positively impact your future.

What is your flux capacity?
Do you have the flux capacity to make this happen?

by fluxcapacity January 20, 2019

frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

toilet roll chupacabra

A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.

Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Cumach

(Noun) - A highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to ejaculate sperm.

It is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve orgasm while in the missionary position. If he removes himself from the woman just prior to ejaculation, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. A heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. Thus, the woman has a great stomach to cum on, or a "cumach".

Susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. She has a total cumach now.

by Captain Inches January 29, 2010

EDP's cupcake

Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.

"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls

by dude-man69 October 6, 2021

Painis Cupcake

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake

"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"

by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010