Red Album Rivers Cuomo

The savage crazy rapper troublemaker crazy savage Rivers Cuomo of Weezer in 2010

Yo savage crazy rapper trouble maker, you look like Red Album Rivers Cuomo

by LeavesCuomo January 7, 2020

Rivers Cuomo

-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer

-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses

Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?

by Lig October 10, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One of the hottest men on the planet.

Duh... Does anything else need to be said about this man?!

by Iris October 29, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

One who is talented and absolutely gorgeous!

Lead singer of the band Weezer.

by Lisa R December 5, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

Most known as the lead singer a the alternative rock band "Weezer". He is also knows as a middle aged man who is into half-Japanese girls.

man you are SUCH a Rivers Cuomo

by blockofcheese April 5, 2020

No Cuomo

Nothing sexual implied by the statement beforehand.

I think that is a very nice outfit Jessica; no Cuomo

by 4The__win August 14, 2021

no cuomo

This phrase is often employed when one accidentally touches someone inappropriately, say while brushing against a coworkers bosom while squeezing past in a crowded elevator, and is used to convey that the inappropriate touch was unintentional.

One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."

"I meant to reach for the cellphone in my back pocket but accidentally touched Jim's crotch, so I said 'no cuomo' to let him know it was an accident."

by philottsoraptor August 17, 2021