cuntface

What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.

Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?

by slip May 13, 2005

cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.

The cuntface swallowed the diver.

by Tony July 17, 2006

cumstache

After the act of oral sex, on occasion the partner's cum is left behind on the upper lip, under the nose. This can resemble a mustache and commonly confused as a milk mustache.

John gave the ho a fancy handle-bar cumstache, paid for her fine services and departed ways.

by Knifo August 25, 2011

Cunttacked

Nothing interesting to tweet about on twitter? Bored? See a slight disagreement between two tweeters? Feel like jumping in & launching an unprovoked 'cunttack' on behalf of the tweeter whose arse you have your tongue stuck right up in? You're cunttacking.

Not limited to twitter. Any online ganging up on someone if they voice an opinion someone else disagrees with. Doesn't have to be any reason for it other than people are acting like a oolon

NB Nobody likes you.

"Some vain bitch purposefully saying hateful things. She cunttacked me"

"I dared to disagree with X & then suddenly a swarm of X's followers cunttacked me"

by V-Minx January 17, 2015

cuntraceptic

The only substance known to stop a woman from being such a cunt, bitch, or otherwise undesirable person to be around. It is made from a mixture of grain alcohol, fruitpunch and a giant cock, not always black but sometimes thats needed. Ussually administered by close friends or family in desperate situations of blue clit.

Guy: dude, your sisters such a fuckin bitch.
Friend: no shit, call tyrone an' tell his hung ass to shut her up.
Guy: I dont know he might not be enough cuntraceptic, you call ill get the 151.

by tabby-bird June 28, 2011