Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

Cuntface Bitch Whore

The biggest bitch on the plannet. is a boyfriend stealer, a backstabber, usually fat or flat with a huge ugly nose and face.

"Ew look at Lindsey Navarhoe"
"What a cuntface Bitch whore!"
"I KNOW!"

by fiftyone52 November 20, 2009

Cuntface

a complete asshole. so much of a fucker that he/she doesn't belong in this planet. See shitfucker.

Kim Jong Il is a cuntface.

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

cuntsuck

Slang for cunnilingus as practised by adolescents and pre-adolescents in the North of England. Mainly because they think they invented themselves and don't know the correct term.

Bored boy to equally bored girl:
"Eh, Sharon, you wanna coom up the fields for a cuntsuck"
Girl to boy:
"Watevva, but doan expect me to wank you off, smeghead"
B: "How about sucking me?
G: "in your dreams, cheese-dick"
B: "OK, but doan blame me if I get bored and stop just before you come".
G: "Just try it, Wayne"

by Huexiong September 7, 2008

cuntsack

Refering to the sack of fury held up in a womans panties between her legs. Do not get confused with the cameltoe. A cuntsack is the whole burrito.

"dude i pulled her pants off and she had a crazy lookin cuntsack"

by T Roy April 22, 2006

cuntaclysm

a cunt of cataclysmic proportions.

or a cataclysm of cuntish proportion.

"So this bitch cockblocked me, refused to invite me to her house, and then kicked me in the shin!"
"What a cuntaclysm!"

by rain2o September 7, 2009

Cuntbaca

a nasty looking snatch that when spread open emits a sound reminiscent of Chewbacas growl in Star Wars.

My boss spread her legs and i heard her Cuntbaca squeal!!

by Plooperina May 22, 2006