Cuntversation

A conversation including two or more females (or males) about female related things, such as knitting, periods, figure skating, Grey's Anatomy, and gossip.

-"OMG I wan knitting while flipping between Grey's Anatomy and figure skating when I totally got my period"
-"That sucks man" *looks away*
-"HEY, I'm trying to have a cuntversation with you."

by Traaaavis April 12, 2007

Cuntessa

An insanely overbearing, but outlandishly regal bitch.

"I went over to bill's house, but his wife was being a total cuntessa, so I left.

by Danman73 January 25, 2017

Cuntress

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.

Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.

Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.

by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.

"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

by clairebear31 May 6, 2010

Cuntress

The hierarchy of slang terms for contemptible women (and sometimes men) is as follows:
-Bitch
-Fucking Bitch
-Cunt
-Cuntress

A cuntress is someone whom has gone beyond the pale in their acts and attitude towards others. Often recognizable by an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and being so tasteless that videos of beheadings on Al Jazeera seem classy by comparison. Many interactions with cuntresses often end in cuntastrophes.

"There is this girl in my PolySci class, dude she's a total cuntress."

by SeelieSidhe May 23, 2015

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.

My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.

by rawhide33 September 2, 2011