Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.

Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.

by berryfrusion June 14, 2009

mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020

triple contraction

a contraction that consists of three different words. Contractions are a combination of multiple words that are put together with apostrophes. But there is a difference between contractions and triple contractions.

regular contraction: don't (do not)
triple contraction: couldn't've (could not have)

(ex for reg.) : Don't do that (do not do that)
(ex for triple) : You couldn't've done that (you could not have done that)

by Jamesie5000 August 25, 2014

concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

by boyward December 29, 2008

Contraction

A way to combine to perhaps unrelated words in a way that combines their meanings to some capacity and creates a whole new word with a compounded meaning.

A process by which larger things such as phrases or multiple words become smaller, such as a single word.

I combined two existing legitimate words to create a new word with a similar or conjoined meaning. Effective-Applicable Efficable. Contraction of things to become more dense. such as dense meaning or dense information aka Data.

by Onsofo May 19, 2018