Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

Cunto

Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.

"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"

by Kleptosteliac September 16, 2004

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox

I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated

by andy mae January 16, 2004

cunto

Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends

Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.

by Dillan ya bass May 9, 2008

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntor

n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)

"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"

by Dacarlo April 8, 2004