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cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.
by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007
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Cunt Master Flex

The biggest cunt of all with a flex added on.
by Nathan Dogg April 12, 2008
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Country Hipster / Cuntsters

A normal Hipster tool, who thinks dressing like the Kings of Leon pardons his Ultra-hipster sense of regular wank clothing. Usually these Cuntsters hang in small bands, play instruments such as Ukuleles and Maracas. This species of renegade hipster recently discovered artists such as Johnny Cash they also wear Cowboy hats paying homage to the species favorite movie "Broke-Back Mountain". They also "Dig" barns way more then one should "Dig" a barn. These Cuntsters have travelled to countries such as South America, Indonesia and Thailand in search of mad swell to Froth on.
Country Hipster / Cuntsters: What should we wear tonight?

Hipster: I was thinking a Sweater 3 size too small for me?

Country Hipster / Cuntsters: Na Bra, Flannelette, trucker cap and no shoes with way-farers?

Hipster: Ok, Wolfpack howling at moon shirt it is.
by Jeffrey Rosenballs January 3, 2012
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cuntobster

Crab like entities that form on a persons genitle area when the are finished having sex with a infected woman, most cases women named Jenn.
Sydney got cuntobsters from sleping with jenn.
by Ping Wang November 10, 2008
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Cumtaster

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.
Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.
by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009
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Cuntster

A self-indulgent, ball-crushing beast of a woman who sucks the life out of relationships, and is built like an Idaho potato with a cheap wig.
"That Cuntster thinks she's a badass, but she's an over-inflated, windy gash."
by PurpleTantrum August 25, 2020
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Cuntbuster

A particularly huge penis, known for stretching out the vaginal cavities of women lucky enough to experience one.
"Alice was very happy with her husband until Scott inrtoduced her to his Cuntbuster. Within 5 weeks she kicked her husband out of the house and moved Scott in."
by ZedZol July 21, 2006
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