Cuntflannel

A Cuntflannel derives from the English city of Birmingham and is a slang word used to describe someone who smells or has a bad attitude , see "chav" It can also be used when something particularly bad has happened.

How was your day jimmy? Ive had a cuntflannel of a day mom

by necromancer79 February 20, 2011

CuntCake

1. Someone who is being a bitch
2. Someone who is defending person #1

3. Serve when he is rushing me

The instructor that failed me on my test was being a dumb Cuntcake.

Serve, don't be a Cuntcake.

by Fuqnfancy March 11, 2016

Cuntflaps

cuntflaps more commonly known as fanny flaps

Yo I fucked this lass last night and she had beefy cuntflaps

by Pussy Boyos March 6, 2017

Cuntface

A cuntface is someone who is extremely ugly but a cunt with it

Jimmy: Oi Andy you are one massive cuntface

by Daniel_Thunder October 9, 2017

Carolina Cuntflap

Smearing a females labia majora with gravy and biscuit bits and then proceeding to fuck it unmercifully.

Dude, those biscuits and gravy sheila made were gross. I gave her a carolina cuntflap instead.

by Wolfman91 July 10, 2009

cuntcake

Tasty dessert, akin to hair pie, or cake. Can be used as a term of affection. Derived term from cunt and cake, also a pun of bundtcake.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I've been watering at the mouth all day at the notion of your Mother's fresh cuntcake!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003