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Cuntfest

When there are more than 3 people in a discord call who are all retarded or just cunts
I stayed up all night in a cuntfest on saturday night
by Tbus-Boneus May 1, 2019
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Cuntentines Day

Opposite of valentines day basically if yaaaaa hate it :')
Person 1 'happy valentines day!'
Person 2 *dirty look*
Person 2 'happy cuntentines day'
by emily&vicki March 2, 2011
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cuntdette

The type of person who is a cunt and also a dette. Cuntish in that fact that they will likely have low moral boundaries, prone to the odd early stage abortion and partial to semen flavored avocado smash. Detteish because to be a dette signifies a completely immature approach to anything that requires a post pubescent level of response
Why does that girl look like she hates life?

Don't even go there dude she's a cuntdette
by Grwrongun March 8, 2017
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concfetti

Sky-borne detritus that creates long-lasting impressions in the surface fresh concrete when it lands.
Clarence, the DPW's Deputy Director of Concfetti, took great care to ensure that the sidewalks would be replaced on days when the gingko trees were dropping their leaves.
by fabralind January 25, 2022
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liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra August 8, 2005
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colon confetti

Feces, poop, shit, diarrhea etc.
Mike: *Exits Bathroom* You might want to wait a few minutes before going in there. I just made colon confetti.
Joe: Thanks for the warning!
by Diegaa June 19, 2008
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Butthole Confetti

Small balls of toilet paper that end up on the floor from overzealous wiping. Usually contains traces of dookie.
I'm not sure who was in this bathroom before me, but judging by the butthole confetti, they're having a rough day.
by Petruzniak March 17, 2020
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