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Cubicle Ken

An dull person with a dead-end job in a corporate environment and little or no power to change his lifs life or ambitions to do so. Basically a cross between Milton and Michael from the movie Office Space.
Prima: Did you meet the new guy yet?
Secunda: Not yet, what's he like?
Prima: Not much to say.
Secunda: What do you mean?
Prima: He's a bit of a Cubicle Ken.
by STAPLERRRRRRRRR October 5, 2010
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cubicle

It's like a bathroom stall only with lower walls and no door.
I work in a cubicle. :|
by NeinWunOne January 28, 2004
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cubiculture

noun
1. The terms and other manifestations of human interaction used exclusively in the collective corporate environment.

Similar to the definition of culture in that it describes the social institutions of a particular group of people; in this case, those who work in and around cubicles or in a traditional corporate setting.
Cubiculture manifests itself in such terms such as:
"How's your bandwidth, Bobby?"
"We have some things coming down the pipeline."
"What's on your plate today?"

A very apt depiction of cubiculture can be found in the movie "Office Space":
"He's got a case of the Monday's"
"Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!"
by Ian White September 11, 2008
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Cunie

Someone or something that is extremely cute that it’s too cute to be called cute
Maw beaw and baby taika is too cunie
by Cray blue fox June 13, 2018
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Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.
Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"
by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009
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Cubicle Duel

The psychological battle which ensues after becoming aware of someone in the toilet cubicle next to you and you suspect they're aware of you.

The pressure of knowing your 'opponent' can hear everything you do precipitates a battle over who can handle themselves the best in such a situation. It ultimately reflects your confidence and ability to take a shit.

While of course a cubicle duel is never discussed, certain rules can always be assumed:

1. Squeltchy farts, pebbledashing etc count against you - they simply reflect an inability to handle that Prawn Madras you had at lunch.

2. Splashback is essentially an own goal.

3. Bottling it, i.e. failing to lay anything down at all, results in instant disqualification - if you can't handle the pressure, get out of the kitchen (or shitter, as the case may be)

Cubicle duels can happen in any location, but are most likely to occur in the toilets at work, as most people don't have a cubicle-based shitting arrangement at home. When you're in a pub or club you rarely care, plus the ambient noise often drowns out the sound of detonating a 20 megaton monster fudge dragon.

This can add an extra dimension to the cubicle duel as you may know your opponent: seeing your enemy's face after you've beaten them can allow you to feel superior for the rest of the day, while having to look your defeater in the face can be hugely humiliating and may call for a half day.
<Shortly after entering a cubicle, you hear someone enter the cubicle next to you>

Your internal monologue: "Right, I've got a cubicle duel on my hands here. Must...not...make...embarassing...noises..."

Your anus: "Sqeak!"

Your internal monologue: "Fuck!"
by whomereallywho November 16, 2010
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Cubicle and Chill

The act of asking a girl, through social media, whether she would be interested in going into a cubicle with you, to then proceed to strip down infront of you. Not for you to touch her or anything, but just to see the girl naked up close. In return, you would be inclined to strip down yourself, as a reward for her going first.
Guy- Hey maybe tomorrow you would like to do cubicle and chill with me?
Girl- No.
#Cubicle #Chill
by Mogar117 September 24, 2016
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