confucking

confucking-{con-fuu-king}- the act of being confused about the lack of fucking, or the lack of good fucking.

The confucking manner of this situation leads me to believe that your boyfriend has daddy problems.

by jsquared589 November 17, 2013

CuntFucking Bitch

The person you see looking back at you when you stare into a shinny reflective surface.

Share this with those who are uniformed

"Damn, that CuntFucking Bitch is rubbing their genitals on their food again"

by MoistNIgger June 29, 2016

confuckinstruction

Term used to describe the miles of construction zones where the dreaded orange barrels have restricted traffic to one lane but where no one can be found to be actually working.

You have got to be kidding me! We have been stuck in this traffic for almost an hour and there is absolutely no one working anywhere in this entire confuckinstruction zone!

by Camden Seal December 29, 2007

Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused

I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.

by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019

canucking

The act of driving to canada to meet mad guys..

hahahah i totally went canucking last night..and had a blast.

by allyson michelle newman March 1, 2008

unfuckingbelievable

The only thing in the english language that one can "un" fuck.

Don't tell me I did that ugly cunt last night. Unfuckingbelievable.

by rdc September 26, 2003

cuntsucking faggot

A gay man, who marries to father children, and avoid the traditional gay lifestyle.

Jim is a cuntsucking faggot. He's afraid to come outta the closet.

by fliggityflavin January 14, 2013