Im Cumdaddy

The daddy of cum

Girl: Cum inside me
Guy: Im cumdaddy so I put the cum where I want

by Cumdaddy34 October 19, 2018

Cum-Wad

A cum-wad is a grouping of cum, usually from a single cum-blast, but may also be an accumulated amount of cum that has already hit its target.

Shortly after I picked up my date, I noticed that I had a cum wad on my fly that I had neglected to wipe off.

by theJeremiah July 16, 2005

Cumpadre

Friends with benefits.

They not in a relationship, they just cumpadres.

by Menso Menso June 20, 2021

Regurgitated Cum Wad

The final result of a bulemic purging herself after giving her boyfriend a blowjob.

"That regurgitated cum wad tasted a lot better going down."

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

Cumnado

When you have sex with a flacid penis and you cum shoots out so fast that your penis flings in every direction like a stationary balloon being deflated.

"My penis is going around and around, it's a CUMNADO!"

by Straightwhiteniggerfag March 10, 2015

cumrade

A male who is taking part in No Nut November aka the annual epic crusade against porn and hentai anime. They are your war buddies so treasure them as you kill anime cat girls with guns while resisting the urge to bust a nut.

- Hey cumrade, you take the back as we clear this building of hentai characters!
- OK

by A dying goat November 13, 2020

Cumwadery

A group of men, boys, etc. Like a gaggle of geese or murder of crows, a cumwadery of *insert male term here*.

That looks like a very interesting cumwadery of young men.

by MeanGus June 27, 2019