cumfucktard

Anal sex with a fountain of piss going down your mouth while being fucked in the shitter by harry the hamster

Hey wanna have some cumfucktard again tonight Teddy?

Teddy: Can't tonight harry the hamster is busy fucking hitler naked sexy nothing wrong

by Hitler Naked 123 August 27, 2023

boobysnatch cumbucket

Even though you don't know what this is, his name popped in your head, huh?

The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.

Jake: Yo his role in Dr.Strange was sick!
Brittney: Oh yeah!! What's his name again? Boobysnatch Cumbucket?
Zoey: Brittney, you whore. Its Benedict Cumberbatch

by TheFutureIsNowOldMan July 9, 2018

Cumsuckler

A person who cannot live with out an ejaculation. also a person who needs sex everyday of their lives.

yeah she is such a cumsuckler!

by thereallargeone July 11, 2010

Comuckous

Random and ridiculous actions which cause copious amounts of ruckus. Exclusively performed by people with insane amounts of awesomeness.

Team Waldo caused quite the comuckous running around the city with orange plastic cap guns.

by Maddog McMuffin August 22, 2011

cumbuckwizzler

somebody who is so annoying/beats off on the carpet so much that you have to lock him in a cage and beat off on him until he's sufficiently housebroken.

Chris, you are such a fucking cumbuckwizzler. I'm gonna lock you in a cage and put my sperm in your hair until you're better.

by dj discharge November 21, 2006

cumfuck

Cumfuck is the process when a group of 2 or more people continue with sex after both have had orgasms. This makes the sex more enjoyable as due to the amounts of cum slushing about, it lubricates the vagina, or anus, and makes the entire experience more pleasurable, and wet.

After several long hours of cumfuck, we had completely redecorated the dining room.

by THE SEX GOD 69 November 22, 2010

retarded cumfuck

When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.

Last night, this retarded cumfuck got hit with my hot, creamy jizz.

by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009