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After Nate and James had sex, James let out a cumshart that splattered cum and shit on his underwear.
by Skeetl September 15, 2008
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Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.
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Hannah laid on her back as I fucked her over the edge of the bed. Her round tits bounced to the pace of my strokes. She moaned and I pulled out and gave her a cumshot to her stomach. Cum covered her from between her boobs to right above her pussy.
I fucked Alice against the wall and pulled out to cum all over her belly as we made out.
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