cumquat

when you accidentally cum in your own mouth after sex. You are officially GAY surprise. :)

Past:I cumquated last night. It tasted like salty caramel.

Present: I did a cumquat

by The real slim shady 50 February 25, 2017

CumQuat

An old cum stain that has molded and turned colors.

We are pretty sure that the stains on Kandice's rug are cumquats!

by Tempi April 19, 2008

cumquat

The act of masterbating.. very quietly.

"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."

by mEEf January 18, 2004

cumquat

Noun. The name for an african-american's twat.

"Shaniqua has such a dark cumquat, that I couldn't see it in the night."

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

cumquat

while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"

Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?

by MR.t! October 6, 2006

cumquat

What you say when you make a mistake while reading

"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"

by Jordan eva May 15, 2005

cumquat

the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.

dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.

by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008