Cumquats

apparently it's a fruit or smth but i thought it was just a word to insult me and my friends
me - WHY ARE WE CUMQUATS
person - bruh it's a fruit
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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CumQuat

An old cum stain that has molded and turned colors.
We are pretty sure that the stains on Kandice's rug are cumquats!
by Tempi April 19, 2008
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cumquat

The act of masterbating.. very quietly.
"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."
by mEEf January 19, 2004
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cumquat

Noun. The name for an african-american's twat.
"Shaniqua has such a dark cumquat, that I couldn't see it in the night."
by Queen LaQueefa March 26, 2007
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cumquat

while hiting if from behind
you place a bowl of fruit on the womans back
and while going at it savor the fruit
and when finished maybe she'd like a banana?

may also be called the "chiquita"
Jim: dang i was so hungry me and latika did a cumquat
i ate 5 apples off that dirty whore.
Joe: didnt she have anal warts?
by MR.t! October 06, 2006
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cumquat

What you say when you make a mistake while reading
"then the smelly chereeese, oh cumquat"
by Jordan eva May 13, 2005
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cumquat

the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.
dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.
by johnnychimpo May 12, 2008
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