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A black curly haired girl from Philadelphia, who says water (wha-ter)like wader (wha-der)who loves ears, runs unknownly,and has had a bad experience with a football.
Cumquat with never play football again.
Cumquat by Chris M. M October 20, 2008
the female version of a blumpkin. A guy will eat a girl out while she is taking a dump.
dude, i gave this girl a cumquat and i threw up everywhere.
cumquat by johnnychimpo May 11, 2008
after pull out i created cumquat on the floor
cumquat by BOBBY T December 21, 2002
dude! see all the cumquat on the sheets?
cumquat by amber February 26, 2004
When you are such a loser and an idiot that you deserve to be insulted twice at once. Started offensively with the root cum and the second half referencing what could be a large vegetable. Like cum dumpster meets a cucumber and should have had an abortion. Political correct way of calling a millennial a faggot. Someone who tries way too hard
Look at that little cumquat over with his "Powered by Plants" yoga pants and sloppy man bun, I saw his last week walking out of a women's studies class. I bet he has 2 moms .
cumquat by Maximus112 October 24, 2018
A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day
Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple
Cumquat by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019