go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018

Go commit oof

To go tell somebody to go die friendly verison of go commit neck rope on roblox

Rich Robloxian: hah you dont has robux i has more robux then you

New player: Go commit oof

Rich robloxian: *triggered*

by oof213 February 6, 2019

go commit die

the most deadly insult known to man. say this and your opponent will die 300000000000 times.

man: you are rarted
me: go commit die
man: *does neck rope*

by alee2006 October 5, 2018

cummingtonite

1. magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, also known as "cummingtonite"

2. A mineral that has probably the funniest name ever.

I found some cummingtonite in these rocks! *sniggers*

by harmerboy January 1, 2010

committing the robbery

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

fist pump jersey shore GTL

by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

Commit persona 3

Another way of saying shoot yourself in the head or commit suicide.

"Fuck you kid. Go commit persona 3"

by anonymous September 15, 2020