cumdoubling

When a woman gives two consecutive blow jobs to two different males, and the ejaculate from the first male is still in her mouth upon the second act of fellatio.

I caught Theresa cumdoubling at the work holiday party, Pete was pissed that he was second.

by Shejess January 1, 2017

Cumdog with mustard

me

I am the one and only Cumdog With Mustard

by Cumdog with mustard April 28, 2021

Cummon Sense

The basic thought when deciding whether to participate in some form of sex involving ejaculation.

D00d1:I think Sarah want to go down on me
D00d2: Use your Cummon Sense, that shits nasty

by rawryoumotherfucker June 12, 2009

Cumdog Millionaire

A derogatory term for a promiscous or whorrish person (typically female). A derivation of the critically aclaimed film Slumdog Millionaire. It implies the person it describes has had sex millions of times.

I heard Jeff got laid last night.
Yeah but it was with a Cumdog Millionaire.
Oh well she looked slutty I guess.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009

cumonize

The act of blowing a load on an object either animate or inanimate. Pronounced Cum-in-ize, can also be used as cumonized or cuminizing.

Dude, I'm gonna cumonize that cactus. I so just cumonized your macoroni and cheese! Your mom was pissed when i came on her face, I told her i was going to cumonize it.

by E_bud October 14, 2006

camdon

camdon is a hot guy who can steal you’re heart in seconds

camdons mine back off!!

by bigdickdaddy2.0 January 11, 2021

cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021