Cumcumber

A hollowed our cucumber filled with body fluids, mostly cum, which is then used as a deadly weapon

She hit me other the head with a cumcumber.

by Ibola February 18, 2021

Squished Cumburger

The girl poops on the males pillow. then the male ejaculates. making the cumburger. then the female pushes the males face into it resembeling a bun.

That boy cheated on me so i gave him a squished cumburger

by hottiieee July 3, 2008

Cumcussion

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.

"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"

by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009

Curcuru

pronounced: (Coo-cah-roo). Small Spanish Bird (real translation). Other meanings: Sicilian, Bad-Ass, Gloucesterite, Lobsta Lovah, Fisherman, Greasy Pole Winner, St. Joseph's Day Celebrator & the ever popular Fiesta Partier.

"Did you see Curcuru grab that flag off the greasy pole?"

by JCraft1981 February 8, 2010

cumcrust

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains

Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.

by joshster August 12, 2007

sea cumcumber

an weird animal that lives in the sea.

it defends itself by shooting white tendrils at predators and if it's out of it it will eject it's own organs.
they are a bit like wolverine because they regenerate an organ in like 4 weeks. Scientist are currently researching or to can make humans do that to

the key to victory is that turtles are the natural predator of sea cumcumbers. so rage turtles are the natural predators of rage sea cumcubers. therfore: Black Mage- Red Mage from 8-bit theater

by Frostwhisperer September 13, 2009

Cumburglar

N. A person who breaks into to your house and replaces the electronics with semen.

"Honey, come quick! I think we've been cumburgled! The cumburglar strikes again!"

by Jeffler St. Paul December 9, 2007