chugmuffin

that special feeling you get when it's the first day of Hanukkah and you open the most beautifully-wrapped present only to find a pair of mismatched socks filled with cherry oak wood shavings and smelling of butter pecan.

ezekiel got some kinda khutspe to unleash that mishiga when he opened the chugmuffin.

by doopitydoop February 18, 2011

Chubmuffin

A penis that when erect is wider than it is long.

Danny DeVito is a chubmuffin.

by J~Free February 23, 2011

Crudamuffin

A word used to prevent swearing

"I forgot my book, crudamuffin!"

by Nuttz August 3, 2015

cuntmuffin

a person that no curse word can define ; a fake hoe ; lying asshole

Did you see that bitch last night? She tried to grind on my boyfriend. What a cuntmuffin...

by uglypudding December 21, 2015

chadmuffin

an odd shaped hat/beanie that looks like a muffin.

"clean ass lil chadmuffin!! :"

"hey fresh ass chadmuffin u got there"

"no its not a beanie, its a chadmuffin"

by culo/yosh February 29, 2008

cuntmuffin

Jo Crawshaw

Jo, you're such a cuntmuffin.

by jesus makes my panties wet January 8, 2004

crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls

Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin

by Tupper December 29, 2007