Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006

Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.

Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.

by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

Cuddlecation

When you go on vacation with a person for the express purpose of cuddling the whole time.

Babe, you’ve been so stressed lately. Let’s rent a cabin and go on a cuddlecation.

by Cuddlepants June 15, 2019

Cuddledly

Someone who feels the need to cuddle with another one.

Person 1: Hey, I'm cuddle horny, you want to cuddle with me?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'm cuddledly today!

by Yunes_0840 October 31, 2022

cuddlerobot

cuddlerobot is a human being who is playing games and on discord 24/7

cuddlerobot does not want to cuddle men

Hey cuddlerobot let’s play some evade on roblox.

by cuddlerobot November 24, 2022

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011