Crysterbate

Verb: To Crysterbate

Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.

Billy: Wheres Dillon?

Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again

Dillon tends to crysterbate instead of masturbating because his life is so fucked up. Plus he's low on zinc.

by Trip Wilson May 30, 2017

crysterbation

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

by jarnzy November 29, 2010

Crypster

A Christian Hipster

A Crypster is your typical horned rimmed glasses, plaid shirt, skinny jean wearing, too cool for everyone, record listening kid, untill they ask if you want to go to church with them while enjoying a cheap beer.

by toocoolforq January 3, 2011

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Cruster

shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Creester

1. A person, most likely a Hipster, who creeps and invades another's personal space and/or items.

2. A combination of the words "creepy" and "hipster."

Stefon: I really like this pillow. The message embroidered on it reminds me of this sui generis image I saw on Mixel the other day.
Vanessa: Um, okay.
Stefon: Can I keep it? Its cuddly form reminds me of my childhood.
Vanessa: What? No. You're such a creester.

by Eissen August 21, 2012

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021