A nerd with too much spare time and video cards. Thinks he is smarter than you because he buys and resells burnt forests. Will ignore any meaningful arguments against what he does by repeating something about "serious business" 1000 times.
Person 1: I heard Jeremy bought new video cards to mine Ethereum! He says that it's serious business and that he's gonna get rich...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...
Person 2: Gosh, Jeremy's such a crypto bro...
by Ell22 November 9, 2021
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The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.
by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009
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by Dry Hacker April 4, 2019
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Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
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by BaptisteR March 3, 2021
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Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.
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