cryptopsychology

The act of espionage via mind-reading.

"those jailbirds all ran when i used my cryptopsychology skills to spill their secrets"

by kaimollaaay April 6, 2010

cryptoslut

An attractive, young female who will exchange sexual favors for crypto currency.

That cryptoslut sucked Mando’s dick 3 doge coins.

by PapichuloJLars June 3, 2021

Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.

Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.

by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

cryptoshame

Shaming your friends and family for their obstinance and reluctance to learning about and investing in cryptocurrency.

For the benefit of their future selves, I had to cryptoshame my friend into buying some Mana in Decentraland.

by Pixylicious March 31, 2021

cryptoshrimp

Elon Musk

lol stfu you cryptoshrimp

by Kr1pT0$hR1mP June 8, 2021

Cryptoastronomy

The study of theoretical space objects that are not confirmed to exist or not exist

An example of cryptoastronomy is the Nibiru theory

by I Like To Define Words July 8, 2021