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Cryptonise

Speaking to someone in a cryptic manner causing them to become confused and as a consequence they then unveil their ultimate weakness. This word originates from the word kryptonite which is superman’s ultimate weakness - obvs.
Alphy always tries to cryptonise me so that he can find out my ultimate weakness. It doesn’t work, as I invented the word!!
by Son Yin no G Hine January 18, 2021
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cryptomancy

Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?
Person1 : Hey ! Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?

Person2 : Yeah! I know this amazing crypto solution. Thanks to Cryptomancy I can mine with the best optimization possible and can see in real-time the data of all my rigs with the dashboard controller.

Person1 : Waouh !!!!
by BaptisteR March 3, 2021
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Crypto Zero

When speculating in cryptocurrencies and crypto assets is a perfect recipe to delayed or no retirement, bankruptcy, or even jail imprisonment, thanks to the greed, dishonesty, and irresponsibility of founders of both cryptocurrency exchanges and stablecoins.
Since the collapse of crypto exchange FTX, a number of retired folks dabbling in the crypto ecosystem and hoping to maximize their savings have gone from zero crypto to crypto zero.
by Fasters November 25, 2022
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Cryptocuck

/KRIP-toh-kuhk/
Noun

A person who blindly advocates for blockchains such as bitcoin and nfts, without knowledge of their nefarious effects on the environment and negative influence in several markets
Person 1, a cryptocuck: You should totally mine shitcoin, it's going to the moon it'll be the future.

Person 2, has an IQ above room temperature: you're just being a cryptocuck, go read a book
by Renmf July 16, 2021
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cryptolexiconis orgasmia

Someone who gets off on using big complicated words or esoteric terminology.
Bob tries to sound like he's smart, but he really isn't. He suffers from cryptolexiconis orgasmia.
by Anhedonis October 28, 2009
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cryptopsy

Fucking good brutal death metal band from canada.
"Why the hell did lord worm leave cryptopsy?"
by psychoman364 November 26, 2003
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Crypto-Retard

Someone who is so retarded that they don't know they are a retard. A person whose entire family is dumb as fuck, but they all lied to this person and told him that he is smart. In truth the person is the stupidest fuck alive.
You fucking crypto-retard; you dumb cunt. Go back to the first grade you crypto-retard. Can you even read you crypto-retard?
by YouDumbMan October 24, 2017
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