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rainbow nut crunch

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the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich
Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............
by penis monser July 3, 2010
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Neo-Crunch

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hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.
Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.
by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008
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number crunch

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an estimate, usually using percentages
"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"
by Gaaaron November 18, 2013
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Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022
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Nipple Crunch

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A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.
Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.
by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011
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A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
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