Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009

Crumpled

Another word for being high and on the giggles.

Sunny: That's some good stuff man, I feel licked (wavey)
Rich: I took a drag too much, I feel crumpled! (Hahaha)

by Sunny1989 March 14, 2018

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017